Thursday, February 04, 2010

Heads up, Ypsi!

"Five DVDs is enough for anybody, right?" I ask.

"Don't take too much pornography, you'll get flagged by security," Amy says.

I imagine the conversation going something like this: "No, officer, I'm bringing pornography for my barber. I can't shave my neck at my parent's house."

This can only end with me on a watch list.

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