Showing posts with label pornography. Show all posts
Showing posts with label pornography. Show all posts

Thursday, October 21, 2010

I'm the Asshole from El Paso

I'd only ever heard about the titular asshole from a mixtape a friend made me years ago, so I had no idea that it was part of a larger novelty "pornographic" country album.

Great pairing for Johnny Pissoff, right?

Thursday, February 04, 2010

Heads up, Ypsi!

"Five DVDs is enough for anybody, right?" I ask.

"Don't take too much pornography, you'll get flagged by security," Amy says.

I imagine the conversation going something like this: "No, officer, I'm bringing pornography for my barber. I can't shave my neck at my parent's house."

This can only end with me on a watch list.