Jacques Cousteau could never get this low

Crazy fish kink, don't even hesitate to click.

Just Google It

Funemployed?

I've been out of work a week now, and I'm at the musing point, where jobs like this still seem plausible.

An elderly man needs a caregiver; also he believes he's being persecuted by aliens? Sign me up, jack, even though my bullshit detector's clicking like a Geiger counter at Chernobyl.